Ubi Sunt Qui Ante Nos Fuerunt?
There once was a lad who wore a camouflage hat, and wandered around at state fair.
While waiting in line at a vendor there, intended to get a few snacks,
A magician approached him and asked why he wore such thing.
The answer is simple, the lad replied, if I’ve cause to go through a jungle
It wards off the coconut throwing monkey attacks.